Explore On Of The Most Powerful Mindblowing and Funny Inspirational Quotes That You must Read
01) ”Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.” -Paula Poundstone
02) ”Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” -Bo Derek
03) ”By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” – Robert Frost
04) ”The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” -Oscar Wilde
05) ”If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a room with a mosquito.” -Dalai Lama
06) ”If you think your boss is stupid, remember: You wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” -John Gotti
07) ”Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.” -Franklin P. Jones
08) ”The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.” -Vince Lombardi
09) ”It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.” -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
10) ”Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
11) ”I cannot afford to waste my time making money.” -Louis Agassiz
12) ”Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” -Thomas Edison
13) ”If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.” -Elvis Presley
14) ”A peacock that rests on his tail feathers is just another turkey.” -Dolly Parton
15) ”My mother always used to say, ‘The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana.” -Rose Nylund
16) ”I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.” – Mae Wes
17) ”Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” – Billie Burke
18) ”I’m not crazy — I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 40 years.” -Ouiser Boudreaux
19) ”Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night.” -Jason Love
20) ”The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” – Will Rogers
21) ”I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” -Benjamin Franklin
22) ”Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.” -Mark Twain
23) ”The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.” -James Branch Cabell
24) ”Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” -Tom Lehrer
25) ”People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just drink whatever’s in the glass.” -Sophia Petrillo
25) ”Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you don’t have a single thing to worry about. That always worries me!” -Charlie Brown
26) ”If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.” -Judith Martin
27) ”You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself.” – Ethel Barrymore
28) ”People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.” -Mike Bechtle
29) ”The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” -George Carlin
30) ”A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” -Mark Twain
31) ”As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” -Norman Wisdom
32) ”Even a stopped clock is right twice every day.” -Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
33) ”We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.” -Bryan White
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34) ”Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.” -Dick Van Dyke
35) ”If you’re going through hell, keep going.” -Winston Churchill
36) ”A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.” – Lucille Ball
37) ”There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.” -Oscar Wilde
38) ”To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.” -Reba McEntire
39) ”When life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and then try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” -Ron White
40) ”Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.” -Bill Murray
41) ”A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.” -Graham Norton
42) ”It ain’t over til it’s over.” -Yogi Berra
43) ”Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.” -Phyllis Diller
44) ”Bad decisions make good stories.” – Ellis Vidler
45) ”People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” -Theodor Rosyfelt
46) ”Hating people is like burning down your own home to get rid of a rat.” -Harry Emerson Fosdick
47) ”People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily.” -Zig Ziglar
48) ”If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.” -Margaret Thatcher
49) ”Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard
50) ”Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.” -Ellen DeGeneres
51) ”If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough.” -Phyllis Diller
52) ”The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.” -Dolly Parton
53) ”The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.” -Albert Einstein
54) ”It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.” -Robert Benchley
55) ”I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.” -Groucho Marx
